As of this day, Mother’s day; it mark’s Salablah’s first post as well as it going public. We, being members of Salablah, hope that it would produce many many more posts with undying creativity.
That corny crap aside, since today is mother’s day. I was just wondering how Oedipus would celebrate Mother’s day and how did he actually blind himself.
He who fucks his Mum.
Like in usual Greek Legends, the only happy people are dead people. The gods love to see humans killing and dying and you know what’s their favourite trick?
It’s to tell humans that something horrible would be going to happen to them. Then, the god would speak to the puny little humans via messengers called “Oracles” and pre-warn them about something which would happen. However, no matter what they do, they’ll end up fulfilling the prophecy. It’s like the more they try to STOP that thing from happening, the more they MADE it happen.
If you’re really that n0obz and don’t know the story about Oedipus, here goes:
The oracle told the Father-of-Ode-i-pus that Ode-i-pus would kill his father and marry his mother and,since the stupid little Father-of-Ode-i-pus wanted to avoid the prophecy he threw him down Mount Everest.
He was then found by King and Queen of Corinth and they brought Ode-i-pus up as their own son.(He was considered a test tube baby at that time.) Soon after, Ode-i-pus learnt about his prophecy and him being just as stupid as his father, thought so innocently that he was not a bastard son.
And thus, he resolved never to return to Corinth. Ignorant of his true ancestry, he set out for Thebes and on the road encountered King Laius(his real father) and killed him over sissy shit like him stepping on his foot or something like that.
Near the city he answered a horribly lame riddle of the Sphinx. Sphinx being such are sore loser, died after her riddle was answered by the equally lame Ode-i-pus.The Thebans(Yeah , the the bans) made him their king. He then married and fucked his mum. After he found out that he actually fucked his mum, he pierced his two balls before he went into exile.
Mother’s Day Special “Odeipus: Happy Mother’s day, Mum, fuck me.”
