Salablah!

For some reason, the Holy Guy Up There set this period of time to be the school holidays for the students in Singapore. And so, we (or rather I) have come up with a list of things to do during this period of time to counter boredom. Actually, anyone can do the stuff listed:

1. Stalk pretty/cute/beautiful/kawaii/good looking girls and scare the fuck out of them. This only applies to the males of course.
2. Have sex in the open at night. Even better if you are underaged.
3. Burn down your school and fuck your teachers.
4. Watch hardcore porn.
5. Read this blog regularly.
6. Comment on how to improve this “muthafuckin” lousy list.

So people, for fuck’s sake, please do comment on how to improve this list.

P.S. Yeah, I know this isn’t exactly an exciting post with lots of vulgarities like I promised previously. But who cares anyway.