Blah. As our beloved administrator is a Buddhist, he probably celebrates Vesak Day. which might explain why he didn’t bother to post anything today. (Actually, he rarely posts)
Ok, anyway, some time ago, he made up something quite lame. But today I’ve decided to take the lameness to a whole new level by asking readers to solve the following question:
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE(S) BETWEEN THE TWO BLEACH MANGA COVERS BELOW:
Answer to be revealed in a few days’ time.
Pikachu. Charizard. Suicune. Palkia. And etc etc.
Now tell me: What do the above named things have in common?
The answer is pretty obvious. They’re all Pokemon. (lol)
Ok anyway this post is going to be about Pokemon, and why kids love them so much. Hopefully, it will also lead some parents in this little world to the inevitable conclusion that their kids can never escape the clutches of Pokemon.
Point 1: THEY ARE SO DAMN FUCKING CUTE! See the little Pikachu above? It looks awfully cute. And we all know that dumb little children can never resist cute stuff. It gets worse, for Pikachu is supposedly a heroic Pokemon because it always blasts a “Thunderbolt!!!” to blast Team Rocket or Team Faggots or Team Salablah or whatever loser villian away to eternal respawning hell.
Point 2: THE WORD “POKEMON” IS A CURSE. Mainly because of the way it’s spelt. In case you’re mentally retarded. Pokemon is spelt: P-O-K-E-M-O-N.
Which actually means: Pikachu Owns Kids Emotionally, Morning Or Night.
So parents out there, don’t despair if your kids are watching Pokemon uncontrollably. It’s just due to the evil curse designed to cheat little kids of money. Or perhaps it’s just that your parenting skills suck big time.
As of this day, Mother’s day; it mark’s Salablah’s first post as well as it going public. We, being members of Salablah, hope that it would produce many many more posts with undying creativity.
That corny crap aside, since today is mother’s day. I was just wondering how Oedipus would celebrate Mother’s day and how did he actually blind himself.
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