There’s only a few hours more before Download Day ends, so get your asses moving and start downloading. Yeah, at least do it for the sake of the cute “fire fox” above.

Now I know that I’m not cut out for advertising, because I have simply nothing to say. (Fine, I’m a sad case of fail)

Anyway…

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Just to let you guys know, the guy who died; his name is Massive Lazy Fuckface VII. So all of you readers can go worship him in your homes.

1. Stalk pretty/cute/beautiful/kawaii/good looking girls and scare the fuck out of them. This only applies to the males of course.
2. Have sex in the open at night. Even better if you are underaged.
3. Burn down your school and fuck your teachers.
4. Watch hardcore porn.
5. Read this blog regularly.
6. Comment on how to improve this “muthafuckin” lousy list.

So people, for fuck’s sake, please do comment on how to improve this list.

P.S. Yeah, I know this isn’t exactly an exciting post with lots of vulgarities like I promised previously. But who cares anyway.

Anyway, the reader with the best (and only) answer for the previous post’s question is…….ADELINE!!! (I’m assuming that is your real name) And her reward will be a cookie from us; a very special cookie at that. That’s because it can only be seen but not eaten.

On the other hand, get ready for our next post. It’s going to be an exciting one, with lots of vulgarities thrown in. So there.

Ok, anyway, some time ago, he made up something quite lame. But today I’ve decided to take the lameness to a whole new level by asking readers to solve the following question:

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE(S) BETWEEN THE TWO BLEACH MANGA COVERS BELOW:

Answer to be revealed in a few days’ time.

So there. I suppose that we being humans, still have some sense of justice left in us (at least I do, lol). And thus, we will want to burn that fucker/animal/bastard/!@#$%^&* named Josef Fritzl so badly for what he has done to his daughter, so that he’ll regret that he was ever born.

Holy fuck. Singapore’s famous blogger Xiaxue suggested:

“For maximum fairness, he ought to be locked in the very same dungeon for 24 years, then raped repeatedly by his own father in his ass!! (father also punished for shitty job of bringing up his shitty son)

The method for doing so shall be to tie a knot with a piece of string on his penis, and slowly tighten it until it eventually drops off.”

Lol. I say, Xiaxue, that your idea of a punishment for that asshole is too lenient. I doubt having his penis chopped off or having it dipped in acid a few times is actually enough compensation for what he has done. Ok, to be fair, it can never be compensated. But he can be made to suffer hell for what he has done. And thus I propose the following steps:

1. Set fire to his dick and balls so that he has a first-degree burn there.
2. Use some sort of a machine to rip his balls from his body.
3. Use a knife to cut off whatever is left of the skin on the bastard’s dick.
4. Use a blender to mash up his ripped balls, and force feed him with it. (So that he’ll feel how it’s like to force your self upon others)
5. Splash concentrated sulphuric acid throughout his body.
6. Dip a stake in sulphuric acid and shove it up his anus every hour.
7. Gouge out his eyeballs.
8. Pierce his eardrums.
9. Now that he can’t see or hear, his world would be an empty hell… (hehe)
10. Twist all his joints till they break. (And holy fuck he won’t hear himself scream, ever. LOL)
11. Let loose hornets, rabid dogs, scorpions, centipedes, spiders on him till he dies.
12. Exhibit his body in public to let the whole world spit on him. (Classic lol)
13. Dissect his dead body, and implant a grenade into it. And he goes *KABOOM*.

Of course all of the above is to be done without anesthesia.

Lol, I can’t believe that i actually thought of the above. Any other suggestions on how to torture him would be greatly appreciated.

Now tell me: What do the above named things have in common?

The answer is pretty obvious. They’re all Pokemon. (lol)

Ok anyway this post is going to be about Pokemon, and why kids love them so much. Hopefully, it will also lead some parents in this little world to the inevitable conclusion that their kids can never escape the clutches of Pokemon.

Point 1: THEY ARE SO DAMN FUCKING CUTE! See the little Pikachu above? It looks awfully cute. And we all know that dumb little children can never resist cute stuff. It gets worse, for Pikachu is supposedly a heroic Pokemon because it always blasts a “Thunderbolt!!!” to blast Team Rocket or Team Faggots or Team Salablah or whatever loser villian away to eternal respawning hell.

Point 2: THE WORD “POKEMON” IS A CURSE. Mainly because of the way it’s spelt. In case you’re mentally retarded. Pokemon is spelt: P-O-K-E-M-O-N.

Which actually means: Pikachu Owns Kids Emotionally, Morning Or Night.

So parents out there, don’t despair if your kids are watching Pokemon uncontrollably. It’s just due to the evil curse designed to cheat little kids of money. Or perhaps it’s just that your parenting skills suck big time.

Author 1: Does China have any dogs?
Author 2: No, all cooked.
Author 1: LOL
Author 2 : Serious, there are none on the streets. They’re probably smart enough to hide in the sewers or something.

Act “Seh” summore, wear this kind of Jacket.

That corny crap aside, since today is mother’s day. I was just wondering how Oedipus would celebrate Mother’s day and how did he actually blind himself.

He who fucks his Mum.

Like in usual Greek Legends, the only happy people are dead people. The gods love to see humans killing and dying and you know what’s their favourite trick?

It’s to tell humans that something horrible would be going to happen to them. Then, the god would speak to the puny little humans via messengers called “Oracles” and pre-warn them about something which would happen. However, no matter what they do, they’ll end up fulfilling the prophecy. It’s like the more they try to STOP that thing from happening, the more they MADE it happen.

If you’re really that n0obz and don’t know the story about Oedipus, here goes:

The oracle told the Father-of-Ode-i-pus that Ode-i-pus would kill his father and marry his mother and,since the stupid little Father-of-Ode-i-pus wanted to avoid the prophecy he threw him down Mount Everest.

He was then found by King and Queen of Corinth and they brought Ode-i-pus up as their own son.(He was considered a test tube baby at that time.) Soon after, Ode-i-pus learnt about his prophecy and him being just as stupid as his father, thought so innocently that he was not a bastard son.

And thus, he resolved never to return to Corinth. Ignorant of his true ancestry, he set out for Thebes and on the road encountered King Laius(his real father) and killed him over sissy shit like him stepping on his foot or something like that.

Near the city he answered a horribly lame riddle of the Sphinx. Sphinx being such are sore loser, died after her riddle was answered by the equally lame Ode-i-pus.The Thebans(Yeah , the the bans) made him their king. He then married and fucked his mum. After he found out that he actually fucked his mum, he pierced his two balls before he went into exile.

Mother’s Day Special “Odeipus: Happy Mother’s day, Mum, fuck me.”